It was the Garden of Eden , the beginning of time
Adam said to Eve little girl I want to make you mine
She said wait a minute big boy , not so fast
I want to think this over want a love that gonna last
Eve said to Adam catch me if you can
Been the same old story ever since the world began
Honey I'll give you anything in this great big world
She said forget those rotten apples , I'll take some diamonds and some pearls
He said I don't know exactly what it is you mean
Ever since she was a little girl she had this crazy dream
Eve said to Adam catch me if you can
Been the same old story ever since the world began
Well I got this hungry feeling, my blood is running hot
I want you more than ever , wanting something that you got
She said come here little boy come and sit beside my fire
Wrap yourself around my blanket , I'll cool your desire
She said wait a minute Adam honey, got a reputation to protect
If you want my love and kisses it's gonna take a little respect
He fell down on his knees , looked up at the sky
He said I think I get the picture Lord , there's more to this than meets the eye
Eve said to Adam catch me if you can
Been the same old story ever since the world began
John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band
Do you think women are soft cuddly little things that need to be protected from the big bad world ? Well then you are a fecking idjit. Don't get me wrong , I'm not saying all women are vicious , predatory bitches who will do anything , including getting pregnant in order to excert control but they sure as hell outnumber the ones who aren't. Have you ever been involved with someone and when you broke it off they were , all of a sudden a different person because of the way they behaved ? They aren't different , you are only seeing the real person that they always were it's just that now they are no longer putting on a show for you. You probably saw glimpses of it before but they would have been that way to other people not you and we all have a way of overlooking our loved ones flaws and projecting it onto others.
I grew up surrounded by women with very few men about. This was not surprising as most of these women were castrating bitches that I was amazed had ever managed to be with a man long enough to get pregnant. But that's the thing about men. They are weak and easily led.
In the song above it's all about blaming Eve right ? She uses her charms to get Adam to do what she wants. Eve is the evil one because she causes Adam to do the wrong thing.
Bollocks , how about this theory instead , Adam was weak. Adam was looking for a scapegoat because he wasn't man enough to do it without being coerced by the evil female. Adam lets his dick lead him because it's so much easier and he can't be blamed because he's being tempted right ? You want respect from women yet you are too weak to resist temptation . Grow a set of balls and be a real man.
I know this is probably unfair but I have never met a real man. I mean one who doesn't blame women for everything he does wrong while he uses them to his own advantage. Or ones who are so desperate to be women it's pathetic. You know them , the new male , he shaves his chest because it's icky to have hair on your body , he gets manis and pedis and pretends he isn't the gayest guy out there for doing it. He spends more time in front of the mirror than Narcissus but he's not going to be turned into a flower . He's the one at the grocery store carrying the baby in the stupid pouch thing they use now calling the boss and being directed around like the dickless wonder he wants to be. She's laying at home watching the soaps and waiting for him to get back and fix dinner and wash up. Don't pity this asshole. You don't take a man's balls unless he lets you.
On the opposite side you have the helpless female. Jesus this bitch can't open a beer without help. She's is so delicate and so feminine she would just faint if a spider were to cross her path. She is one of the worst users out there. Everyone is her slave in her mind because no one is as delicate and sensitive as she is. This is the same bitch who will spread her legs and push out an eight pound baby on a regular basis , because it is rare indeed if she works for a living. Oh maybe if it's something that's glamorous or draws attention to her but you can bet the bitch will never break a sweat unless she thinks she losing control of someone. Then she'll panic. Then you'll see the real woman inside. It's anything but delicate trust me.
Don't believe me , try something. If you know one like her and you aren't married or in a committed relationship but more friends than anything. I don't advocate playing games with people but if you want to know what someone is really like and you think she actually wants you to be happy tell her you don't think you should be together as much. Tell her you think you've found someone interesting to be with and want to spend some time with them. If she is not using you she will be happy for you because she wants you to be content. She will send you off to explore the possibility and let you know she will be there if you need her. If she is using you she will NOT be happy for you , she may pretend but if you know her well you'll be able to tell. She will do everything to discourage you because she doesn't want to lose her control over you. Either she is on the hook or you are and both of you are losers.
I know someone who was left by a man 29 years ago and to this day is still convinced that if only he would leave that woman he was with he would come back to her because she is the one he really loves. I know this because she is my husband's first wife. She is a Taurus. I am reminded of this every April 21 because it's her birthday. She called just to remind him. She does and has every year for the last twenty nine years. We will never be free of her. On the other hand I most certainly can be , all I have to do is leave. Sounds simple right ?
Cheers , Amelie
