Are you a traffic controller ?
You've seen them , your sitting in the right turn lane at a red light , you should be allowed to turn right on red to keep traffic moving smoothly but you can't. There , sitting in the right turn lane is the idiotic moron who is going straight. Now this person has their own lane too , all they had to do was get in it but they choose instead to bring that lane to a grinding halt while they sit there showing everyone else how much more important that they are.
You have to wonder, are they so arrogant as to believe all people should wait while they control the situation , or are they too stupid to be driving in the first place because they didn't realize they were going straight instead of turning right or [this is my personal theory] they have their heads shoved so far up their own asses they can't see that there are other people in this world. You know them , they stumble thru life never doing anything for anyone but themselves. They are not capable of understanding that in the vast scheme of things they are insignificant little pieces of dirt who should be swept up and thrown away with the garbage.
Driving habits really say a lot about a person.
Your leaving a parking lot , your turning right but are not allowed to go because there they sit, they are turning left but have either straddled both the exit lanes therefore making anyone turning right from being able to get around them or they have pulled all they way in the right turn lane basically stating " Yes I know I am blocking your lane and not allowing you to turn right but if I have to sit here waiting to turn left then you can just sit here too because I am more important than you are , SO THERE."
I've been tempted so many times to pull into the left turn lane and turn right in front of them but I know that with their head up their ass like that they wouldn't see me and would choose then to pull out and hit me and it would be my fault so there I sit unable to do what the lanes were designed to do and instead get to watch this special , special person talk on their phone [ usually ] pick their nose [ a lot ] or look around as though they have no clue what a fucking asshole they are being.
What is it about getting on a entrance to a freeway ramp that is so difficult ? I've seen ijits go the entire length of the ramp before they finally get on it. Slow down at the beginning of the ramp and get over immediately , this frees the cars who are getting off the ramp to enter the freeway with no congestion as they now have the entrance ramp open in order to merge with traffic. Your getting on a ramp so your going to slow down anyway but they are merging with traffic and need to get up to speed.
I guess all I'm really trying to say here is get your fecking head out of your ass wipe the shit out of your eyes and drive like you don't own the damn road but share it with the rest of us peons.
The next time your blocking traffic because you are an ignorant fuck who shouldn't be driving at least look in the mirror at the person you are keeping from being allowed to use the lane and give the universal shoulder shrug with hands akimbo that states sorry I fucked up , please forgive , and try not to do it anymore.
Why would you want to walk around with your head up your ass anyway , what's wrong with you ?
Cheers , Amelie
